ZACARIAS MOUSSAOUI: Is this a great country or what?

Want to come here and get a good job and health care and public assistance and free public education without the bother of learnng the language or even legally immigrating? No problem. Come on in.

Want to attack the President and expose classified national security information during wartime without fear of prosecution? No problem. In fact, we might even give you one of them Poolitzer Prizes if you do it with enough flair.

Want to hijack airplanes and crash them into skyscrapers and important government buildings? No problem. We'll put you up in the ol' Super Max with three squares for the next 50 years to the tune of about $100 grand a year at taxpayer expense.

Want to publish some wild and crazy caricatures of the Prophet? Now, wait just a minute, pal. There are limits, you know.

Only, as they say, in America. . .