STOP THE PRESSES!!!

INCREDIBLE NEWS FLASH

Hillary Clinton has announced her candidacy for president of the United States.

Ahem. I said Hillary is running for president.

Hey, you. . .

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Oh, you already knew that? Or, as Hillary told Chris Matthews, “Is there anyone in the f-----g country who didn’t know I was running for president? I’ve been running for president since I was five! Are you f-----g retarded?”

OK, maybe that wasn’t the real Hillary. Or the real Mouthhews. It was a devastating must-see skit on Saturday Night Live. Our good friend Noel Sheppard over at NewsBusters brings it to our attention with this delightful post, which includes a link to the entire skit.

Like we said, it's not to be missed.