ROSCOE’S Mid-Weak Review
A cancer on the ex-presidency
The Carter anti-Israel, pro-eggsucking-Palestinian scandal continues to spread its stain over the Jimmuh. Leave it to Carter. He’s such a doofus, he’s likely to go down in history as the first U.S. president whose ex-presidency was more corrupt than his presidency. What should we call a presidential scandal involving the corrupting influence of Arab money? Camelgate? Carterrorism?
Your turn. We’re open to suggestion…
Doggone Frenchman
What a weenie. John Kerry won’t run. That is so disappointing. Really. We are so looking forward to the most crowded field possible of Dhimmicrats stabbing each other’s backs, despoiling each other’s images, etc. Now it’s been reduced by one. Wouldn’t you have paid to see the Frenchman and the Breck Girl and the Hillary clawing at each other’s eyes in the primaries? All that Blood & Gore, so to speak.
I understand Kerry got a little weepy announcing his non-candidacy. As well he should. Now he’ll have to spend most of his evenings with Therese. [Insert shrieking banshee sound file.] Ted Kennedy lauded Kerry as a hero for putting the party ahead of his personal interests. Yeah, right. Like it didn’t have anything to do with his single-digit ratings in the polls. Or like it didn’t have anything to do with candidates for other offices asking Kerry not to campaign for them. The truth is he would have stunk the place up, and he knew it.
Oh, well. We’ll have to settle for Obama spitting in Hillary’s soup. BTW, did you notice how Obama upstaged Hillary by sitting in front of her at the State of the Union? Maybe it was just a coincidence. Yeah, that must have been it.
Red blues
Unfortunately, it appears the Republicans could actually be even more conflicted than the Dhimms. Take, for example, the fact that there’s far less of a gap between the GOP frontrunners Rudy Giuliani and John McCain than there is between the Dhimms’ frontrunners, Hillary and Obama. (Click on the graphic for an actually readable version.) Lookie here. That means there could be some real knife fights on this side, too.
Well, that’s show biz…
The Carter anti-Israel, pro-eggsucking-Palestinian scandal continues to spread its stain over the Jimmuh. Leave it to Carter. He’s such a doofus, he’s likely to go down in history as the first U.S. president whose ex-presidency was more corrupt than his presidency. What should we call a presidential scandal involving the corrupting influence of Arab money? Camelgate? Carterrorism?
Your turn. We’re open to suggestion…
Doggone Frenchman
What a weenie. John Kerry won’t run. That is so disappointing. Really. We are so looking forward to the most crowded field possible of Dhimmicrats stabbing each other’s backs, despoiling each other’s images, etc. Now it’s been reduced by one. Wouldn’t you have paid to see the Frenchman and the Breck Girl and the Hillary clawing at each other’s eyes in the primaries? All that Blood & Gore, so to speak.
I understand Kerry got a little weepy announcing his non-candidacy. As well he should. Now he’ll have to spend most of his evenings with Therese. [Insert shrieking banshee sound file.] Ted Kennedy lauded Kerry as a hero for putting the party ahead of his personal interests. Yeah, right. Like it didn’t have anything to do with his single-digit ratings in the polls. Or like it didn’t have anything to do with candidates for other offices asking Kerry not to campaign for them. The truth is he would have stunk the place up, and he knew it.
Oh, well. We’ll have to settle for Obama spitting in Hillary’s soup. BTW, did you notice how Obama upstaged Hillary by sitting in front of her at the State of the Union? Maybe it was just a coincidence. Yeah, that must have been it.
Red blues
Unfortunately, it appears the Republicans could actually be even more conflicted than the Dhimms. Take, for example, the fact that there’s far less of a gap between the GOP frontrunners Rudy Giuliani and John McCain than there is between the Dhimms’ frontrunners, Hillary and Obama. (Click on the graphic for an actually readable version.) Lookie here. That means there could be some real knife fights on this side, too.
Well, that’s show biz…
posted by Roscoe Daley at 9:20 PM
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