Letter to Mojo

[NOTE: This will take a few posts to complete. So, please note this is a work in progress. When it is complete, we will try to find a way actually to deliver this to His Excellency.]

Dear Mr. Ahmadinejad:

Since our government has not chosen to respond to your recent communiqué to President Bush, let me take this opportunity to make a personal response on behalf of Americans in general.

You, sir, are seriously deluded and dangerously detached from reality. Your view of the world is the most distorted version I've ever heard, other than from the criminal mass murderer Osama bin Laden and his ilk, like the butcher Abu Musab al Zarqawi. At least they aren't heads of state. You need to get out more. Your mind is so full of the most twisted propaganda, you must have to insulate yourself from reality to avoid having your worldview challenged by facts in plain sight.

Let's start with Israel and the Palestinians. Fact: The Holocaust did happen. There is no lack of undeniable physical evidence—photographs, eyewitness testimonies, etc. I have visited Dachau and seen some of it with my own eyes. Have you? Or is this outrageous denial of truth something you and your fellow Islamo-cultists have fabricated and recited for so long that you really believe it?

Fact: Israel is, without serious dispute, the ancient homeland of the Jews. In fact, it was one of your ancestors, Cyrus, king of Persia, who gave the Jews back their land, freeing them from captivity after defeating the Babylonian empire. While living in your country, the Jews were almost exterminated by an evil Jew-hater named Haman, until another noble Persian king, Xerxes, put a stop to it.

You tell us you are a teacher. Then, Teacher, instruct thyself. You apparently are so poorly instructed an educator that you don't know basic facts of your own proud history—far prouder, I should say, than your current disgraceful condition. Otherwise, you would know this:

Fact: The Persians and the Jews historically have been friends and allies. This stems largely from circumstances involving common enemies, usually among Arab peoples. Or has your deceitful, hateful religion so poisoned your mind that it can no longer remember clearly or think straight? Have you, in fact, stopped being noble Cyrus and become instead the wicked, hateful Haman?

From your very own words, sir, the answer, to us, couldn't be clearer.

Next: Part 2—The truth about Israel and the Palestinians.