Thursday, March 29, 2007

Attention, Infidels

We regret to inform you that posting at this site is being temporarily suspended while Mr. Daley answers question at an undisclosed location about certain of his recent activities.

Specifically, the accused has repeatedly insulted the Islamic Republic of Iran and its glorious leader Mahmoud “Mojo” Ahmadinejad (P.B.J.). Most recently Mr. Daley has even threatened a nuclear attack against the Iranian people. This must be investigated to assure that no such attack occurs.

Even you, infidel, can certainly understand that concern. Meanwhile, do not attempt to contact Mr. Daley or involve the secular authorities in any way. Mr. Daley’s life may depend on it.

Anyone who violates this, we will cut your legs off.

Thank you,
The Prophet’s (B.L.T.) High Command


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