Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Say it ain’t so, Mojo

No matter how painful it may be, we are afraid that Mr. Mahmoud “Mojo” Ahmadinejad (B.L.T.), president of Iran, must be censured. In fact, his recent behavior has become so licentious that we are forced to issue a fatwa calling for his demise.












The capital offense? We shudder to report (with language alert):

Ahmadinejad under fire for embracing his old teacher

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been accused of indecency after he publicly embraced and kissed on the **** an elderly woman who used to be his schoolteacher.

At a ceremony on Tuesday ahead of Iranian teachers' day, Mr Ahmadinejad was photographed and filmed by state media stooping to kiss the woman's **** and then clasping her ***s in an embrace.

The elderly woman, who was not named, wore **** with a **** and long black ****, meaning that Mr Ahmadinejad avoided any **** contact.

But his action raised eyebrows because according to sharia law, it is forbidden for a man to have any physical contact with a woman to whom he is not related.

Read rest of story here.

This kind of behavior is so scandalous, we declare a Mojo fatwa. Anyone who produces his **** on a platter will be rewarded with **** from 72 ******s.

Further affiant sayeth naught.

Allahu Clarkbar! Death to Mojo.

--Roscoedinejad

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