ROSCOEDINEJAD'S Mid-Weak Review

The unfortunate shootings at Virginia Tech should tell all American infidels what the rest of the world already knows all too well:

You are bad. You are violent. You are the cause of all the world's troubles, including global warming and Scooter Libby. As has been duly noted in the world press, you are so violent that now you are exporting your violence around the world. Before your occupation of Iraq, this was a peaceful Islamic country. Now look at it.

A curse be upon all of you until you see the light and become like the holy followers of the religion of peace.

Or we will cut off your legs.

Allahu Clarkbar!