Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Good morning, infidels

And now for the news...

The 15 British infidel invaders are being freed, even as we speak, demonstrating for all to see the noble magnanimity of the beloved ruler of Iran, Mahmoud "Mojo" Ahmadinejad (P.B.J.). And this, even in the face of new evidence of the treachery of the Bush regime, as reported by ABC's Brian Ross, in trying to "destabilize" the Islamic republic. It is clear for all to see, is it not, who has the moral high ground here?

Meanwhile, the evil Bush and his minions has been dealt a serious political setback by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's visit to the peace-loving administration of Syrian President Basher Assad. How far have the mighty fallen! Now even Bush will have to realize that he cannot stand against the will of the Islamic people. He will have to deal with us. He will have to come to the bargaining table for direct talks with both Iran and Syria. We will reason together, and Bush will soon realize to whom he now answers.

Yes, the handwriting is on the wall. The anti-Bush Democrats are forcing an end to America's war-mongering ways. Just yesterday they destroyed the term "global war on terror." Story here. That is an excellent first step. First the symbol, then the reality.

Soon all you infidels will be enjoying the benefits of sharia law. Remember, resistance is futile.

Death to America. Yes, and Happy Easter. (As long as you realize, of course, that it wasn't Jesus but Judas on the cross.)



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