Sunday, April 01, 2007


I don't have much time, so listen fast.

I've been taken captive by radical Islamic terrorists, and they won't believe I don't have intelligence. Please get hold of my wife--she'l be able to convince them I don't!

I'm not sure of the exact location where they're holding me, but tell her to call--

Uh, oh. I hear footsteps.

Hey! Get away from with that needl...


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