ASK ROSCOEDINEJAD
Dear Roscoe,
Is it true that you've converted to Islam and changed your name, too? Please say it ain't so. Why would you go and do somethnig like that? And does that mean this isn't going to be the Roscoe Daley Report anymore? I'm confused.
--J. Infidel
Dear J.:
Yes. The rumors are true. The blogger formerly known as Roscoe Daley is now to be called Roscoedinejad. Or off with your head.
But no, we will not be changing the name of the blog--at least, for now. That would just be too radical.
Why? Why? Why, isn't it obvious? With the recent political changes in Amerika, it's clear who's going to win this generational war. And it sure ain't the soft, self-centered, spoiled, whiny, liberal, decadent & materialistic Amerikans--a la Harry Reed and Nancy Pelosi and a culture that can't see anything beyond the paternity of Anna Nicole's baby and whether Don Imus should be made to wear tar and feathers for saying bad things.
A word to the wise, J.: When it all hits the fan, you want to be on the winning side. Consider joining us, J., before it's too late. You might be pleasantly surprised. My particular mosque is of the Islamobaptist sect.
In case you've never heard of Islamobaptists, we've synthesized some things from the three great monotheistic religions of Abraham. As an Islamobaptist, you can say anything you like against gays and the Rutgers girls' basketball team--and it won't be considered politically incorrect, because your're an Islamobaptist!
Are you beginning to get the picture? Thanks for asking
Death to Amerika.
--Roscoedinejad
Is it true that you've converted to Islam and changed your name, too? Please say it ain't so. Why would you go and do somethnig like that? And does that mean this isn't going to be the Roscoe Daley Report anymore? I'm confused.
--J. Infidel
Dear J.:
Yes. The rumors are true. The blogger formerly known as Roscoe Daley is now to be called Roscoedinejad. Or off with your head.
But no, we will not be changing the name of the blog--at least, for now. That would just be too radical.
Why? Why? Why, isn't it obvious? With the recent political changes in Amerika, it's clear who's going to win this generational war. And it sure ain't the soft, self-centered, spoiled, whiny, liberal, decadent & materialistic Amerikans--a la Harry Reed and Nancy Pelosi and a culture that can't see anything beyond the paternity of Anna Nicole's baby and whether Don Imus should be made to wear tar and feathers for saying bad things.
A word to the wise, J.: When it all hits the fan, you want to be on the winning side. Consider joining us, J., before it's too late. You might be pleasantly surprised. My particular mosque is of the Islamobaptist sect.
In case you've never heard of Islamobaptists, we've synthesized some things from the three great monotheistic religions of Abraham. As an Islamobaptist, you can say anything you like against gays and the Rutgers girls' basketball team--and it won't be considered politically incorrect, because your're an Islamobaptist!
Are you beginning to get the picture? Thanks for asking
Death to Amerika.
--Roscoedinejad
posted by Roscoe Daley at 8:32 PM
2 Comments:
LOL. This blog rules. How is it that I never discovered it before? I'm getting you on my blogroll.
I've been trying to keep it secret. :-) At least, you'd think so from the traffic. Good deal -- I'll add you, too.
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