Wednesday, April 25, 2007


FATWA du jour: Dick Cheney

In the name of Allah, the merciful, the compassionate, and in the name of Osama bin Laden, the gentle and kind, and Dennis Kucinich, the great and noble, we declare an eternal fatwa against Dick Cheney, the dumb and ugly.

Know all men by these presents that the aforementioned Dick Cheney has committed Halliburton and Scooter Libby against the peoples of the world, that he has given away 78 percent of his ill-gotten $8 million gains to suspect charities and has been the chief instigator of crimes against the Muslim peoples of the world.

Therefore, we declare this eternal fatwa against the great infidel and assert that any patriot who brings his head on a pike will be rewarded with all the blessings of the Merciful and Compassionate One.

See Osama bin Laden and Dennis Kucinich.

Further affiant sayeth naught.


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