Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Earth to Obama

Bomb Pakistan? Barack, what were you thinking?

Do you ever, like, actually listen to those Top Secret tapes we send you from Riyadh that tell you exactly what to do and say next?

Apparently not, or you wouldn't go and say something as assinine as "bomb Pakistan."

Did you ever stop and think of the implications? Like Obama might end up hitting Osama? Like Pakistan is a nuclear power, and they can bomb you back? Like you keep on saying things like that and you're going to hand the presidency of the United States to a heterosexual-identified person of the female persuasion?

OK, so maybe that might serve our purposes, too. Either way America goes down. But President Hillary? I mean, we have to live here, too, you know.

Wake up and smell the Turkish, man. Get with the program.


Death to Little Rock! Allahu fubar!


Blogger Christinewjc said...

Barack Obama is inexperienced, naive about foreign diplomacy, and shoots off his mouth without thinking things through.

Not a good presidential candidate; IMO.

6:43 PM  
Blogger Army Sergeant said...

So many soldiers I know were right there with him rooting for him, until he said that.

I mean, I definitely agree that Pakistan is Not Our Friend, but..

11:45 AM  
Blogger lindabeethao said...

Barack Obama was a great leader until those words came out of his mouth. I was voting for him too, this post really stood out to me because of "BOMB PAKISTAN!"

Not the smartest thing to say...

I guess you learn something new everyday.

11:17 PM  

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