Earth to Obama

Bomb Pakistan? Barack, what were you thinking?

Do you ever, like, actually listen to those Top Secret tapes we send you from Riyadh that tell you exactly what to do and say next?

Apparently not, or you wouldn't go and say something as assinine as "bomb Pakistan."

Did you ever stop and think of the implications? Like Obama might end up hitting Osama? Like Pakistan is a nuclear power, and they can bomb you back? Like you keep on saying things like that and you're going to hand the presidency of the United States to a heterosexual-identified person of the female persuasion?

OK, so maybe that might serve our purposes, too. Either way America goes down. But President Hillary? I mean, we have to live here, too, you know.

Wake up and smell the Turkish, man. Get with the program.

Sheesh.

Death to Little Rock! Allahu fubar!