ASK ROSCOE: The End of the World and Stuff

Dear Roscoe:

I am a Jew living in an undisclosed location in Iran. There are about 25,000 of us here. We are hearing rumors that Christians and Jews are going to have to start wearing badges identifying themselves by religion. Is that true? I cannot believe the world would stand by and just let something like that get started again.

Herman Z.

Dear Herman:

Believe. It's true. But you have nothing to worry about, really. The United Nations will no doubt spring into action any year now. Meanwhile, Herman, I would definitely avoid traveling by cattle car anywhere for a while. Just as a precaution.

Roscoe

Dear Roscoe:

Are you doing a Week in Review this week? How about next week? And the week after? (I don't have time to keep up with the news myself.)

Go, Yankees.

Hillary C.

Dear Hillary:

Y'know, that's what’s wrong with America—people getting too spoiled and lazy to do for themselves. That, and people moving into other people's states they never lived in before just to run for public office. Sleazy, politically opportunistic carpetbaggers are what they are.

And furthermore. . . Uh, what was the question?

Oh, yeah—Week in Review. Sort of. We're playing around with the format to see what catches on. So, it'll be a little different. But yeah, it's around here somewhere.

Roscoe