On second thought

Perhaps we were a bit hasty in issuing an Islamobaptist fatwa against Iran President Mahmoud “Mojo” Ahmadinejad (B.L.T.) for lewd and licentious behavior.

Many of our brethren and cisterns have pointed out that what was played up in the world press (you know how they are) as a steamy encounter of passion may in reality have been merely an adventure in animal husbandry.

Therefore, in recognition of the less serious nature of the offense, we hereby reduce the charge to a thinwa. Rather than being subject to beheading, Mr. Ahmadinejad—should he be caught—will face a date with the liposuctionist. (Beheading would have been more of a capital improvement, anyway.)

It is so ordered. Further affiant sayeth naught.

Allahu Saladbar!

--Roscoedinejad