Yes-s-s-s!

Thanks, mujahedeen of France. Roscoedinejad calls for jihad on Sunday, and on Monday we have stone-throwing, car-torching riots on the streets of Paris and across Frogland.

Ain’t life good?

See Sarkozy's election victory marred by riots and French police arrest nearly 600 people in post-election violence.

Now, listen up, frog folks. Neither one of your candidates for president was acceptable. What were you thinking? A woman president? You’ve got to be kidding. But Nicolas Sarkozy? Surely you jest. Why didn’t you just wait until Bush was impeached and put him on the throne?

Well, infidels, looks like it’s gonna be a long, hot summer in ol’ gay Paree.