ROSCOEDINEJAD'S Mid-Weak Review

So, infidel, you think you're safe?

Just wait. Here's a preview of what's in store for you in the not-so-distant future:

BAGHDAD -- An al Qaida-affiliated insurgent group is giving Christians in Baghdad a stark set of options: Convert to Islam, marry your daughters to our fighters, pay an Islamic tax -- or leave with only the clothes on your back.

Serves 'em right. Where do they think they're living, anyway -- Hymietown?

Better wise up, infidel. American troops couldn't stop this. You won't be able to, either, when it comes here. Convert now and save yourself a lot of trouble. Otherwise, when the shi'ite hits the fan, don't say you weren't warned.

Oh, yeah -- read the rest of this exciting story here.

Another 'terrorist' captured?

What are they trying to pull here? That's no terrorist -- unless you count inducing heartburn, nausea and nightmares as terrorism. Just goes to show you can't trust a thing from this administration, especially those Pentagon liars.

Candidate warning: Al Gore is a fake

So, Dhimmicrat, you were excited to think you might get the chance to vote for Al Gore again? Ixnay on that, if you want to stay on the right side of things.

We have solid evidence that right here that Mr. Gore protests a whole lot too much when it comes to the war in Iraq and the global war on terror. He may pretend to be in favor of American defeat, but it appears to be nothing more than sheer cynical political expediency. Why, just a few years ago, he was arguing exactly the opposite. Shocking, huh?

Lookie here and see if we're not telling the truth. Seems like Al has a lot of explaining to do: Which is it? Were you lying then or are you lying now?

Maybe both...

Death to Murfreesboro, Tenn.! Allahu fubar!