Schmucky Chucky

There once was a Senator named Chuck /


Well, never mind that…

In case you missed it, here’s what Schmucky Chucky had to say today on the floor of the U.S. Senate:

And let me be clear, the violence in Anbar has gone down despite the surge, not because of the surge. The inability of American soldiers to protect these tribes from al Qaeda said to these tribes we have to fight al Qaeda ourselves. It wasn't that the surge brought peace here. It was that the warlords took peace here, created a temporary peace here. And that is because there was no one else there protecting.

… The violence in Anbar has gone down despite the surge, not because of the surge. The inability of American soldiers to protect these tribes from al Qaeda, said to these tribes: "We have to fight al Qaeda ourselves."

What an American. Talk about speaking truth to power. And what he’s doing to America. That’s why we love him so much. Without leaders like Schmucky, why, Americans might get the crazy idea that they can win this thing in Iraq.

And that’s why we’re nominating Sen. Schmucky for our first annual Americans Stuck on Stupid, Hacked Off & Lacking Ethics [acronym deleted].

Other nominations will be accepted, of course. But you got to go a long way to beat that one, don't you know.

Thanks, Schmucky. You da man!

Death to Chapaqua! Allahu fubar!

--Roscoedinejad