KATIE COURIC: Honesty, shmonesty

If some of these journalistas were really honest (depending, of course, on the meaning of honest), they'd recuse themselves from some of the stories of the day. They're that biased. Especially on issues of life. And especially Katie "Perky" Couric.

But, of course, they won't. And she won't. She whose mother was a Planned Parenthood volunteer worker when Perky was growing up. She whose mother "bought a lot of stock in condom companies" when reports of a scary new scourge called AIDS first began appearing in the news media, according to Good Housekeeping magazine.

She who thinks it's cute to kid on air with Whoopi Goldberg about marching together to keep abortion free and legal. Ha. Ha.

Couric: So, you write about choice, meaning what?

Goldberg: Well, because, you know when you get out there and you march, because we've marched together.

Couric (giggling): No-o-o. I’m not allowed to do that.

Goldberg (catching herself): Oh, no. That's right. We have not marched together. It was somebody that looked like you. Uh, I forget where I am sometimes.

That was all at NBC, of course, which the Perky has outgrown. She has transcended monomedia, you might say, to multimedia. Today, NBC. Tomorrow, CBS. Beyond, who knows?

Which reminds the Roscoe: Over the weekend Michelle Malkin invited readers to play the Initial Game, as in NBC means:

Narrow-minded, Bigoted, and Condescending. - Jim Treacher

Nothing But Crass. - Lucianne.com commenter RayLRiv.

National Broadcasting Caliphate. - Craig H.

No Brain Capacity. - R. Carty

Roscoe’s entries:

Nutbergers w/ Bacon & Cheese

Numbskulls, Bimbos & Cowards

NASCAR-Bashing Creeps

Nothing But Crap

Never Believe Couric

Which, of course, begs the question of what CBS ought to stand for. Yes, anyone may play. For example, these for starters:

Couric’s Belief System

Complete B.S.

Criticize Bush Somehow

You get the idea. Who knows? Maybe we'll eventually get around to ABC, CNN and PMSNBC.