Sunday, September 09, 2007


Dear Roscoedinejad,

Yeah, Schmucky Schumer definitely has issues. But how’d you miss Congressman Dennis Kucinich when you were looking for nominees for that Stupid Americans award? Are you deaf or something?

--J. Chan

Dear J.,

No, Yu blind!

You are, of course, referring to the first annual Americans Stuck on Stupid, Hacked Off and Lacking Ethics award. Well, J., you’ve certainly got a point. Mr. K. is unexcelled in the space cadet department.

Perhaps you were even thinking of the same bizarre item
that also struck our attention:

US Democratic hopeful Kucinich meets Assad, blasts Bush
BEIRUT, Lebanon

US Democratic presidential hopeful Dennis Kucinich, on a Mideast visit that included a stop in Syria, said the country lambasted by the Bush administration deserves credit for taking in more than a million Iraqi refugees.

Kucinich, a strong anti-war opponent who trails far in the US presidential polls, also said he won't visit Iraq on his trip to the region because he considers the US military deployment there illegal.

"I feel the United States is engaging in an illegal occupation ... I don't want to bless that occupation with my presence," he said in an interview in Lebanon, after visiting Syria. "I will not do it."

Bless that occupation with his presence? This is one messed-up individual, for sure.

Our advice? Best keep moving, Dennis, before somebody throws a net over you.

And the rest of you infidels: Keep those nominations pouring in...


Death to Shaker Heights! Allahu fubar!


Blogger Christinewjc said...

When I went to that Jerusalem Post link and scrolled down, my eyes immediately focused on the last sentence in the article:

"There has to be a commitment to cleaning up [after]these cluster bombs," Kucinich said."

I wondered if he was referring to the abombinable cluster of traitorism he spewed in his interview in Syria?

Oh I get it...

8:39 PM  
Blogger lindabeethao said...

The picture is funny! I read this post 3 times and i dont understand it!

11:05 PM  

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