ASK ROSCOEDINEJAD

Mr. Roscoedinejad:

Where’s this Big War against Israel you and your raghead friends have been threatening this summer? Last I looked, it was still all silent night over there. You camel jockeys get cold feet, or is there still something in the works? Some of us are beginning to think you’re all show and no go.

--Ehud O.


Dear Mr. O.:

Didn’t you get the memo? It’s been rescheduled for the second and third weeks of November.

We are planning to kick off the offensive with a series of terrorist raids by commando units on civilian villages, military bases and highways, as well as cross-border fire on Israeli Defense Forces vehicles and positions guarding the border. After we have thoroughly probed and tested Israeli defenses, then we take back the Golan Heights.

Reason for the delay is we’ve been suffering some reversals in Iraq from that Surge, which is beginning to give Americans the idea that their news media are wrong about the inevitability of defeat. It’s also beginning to make things a bit awkward for Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and our other allies in Congress. And we can’t have that.

So, just between us, there’s our secret plan in a nutshell. Please don’t tell anybody.

--Roscoedinejad


Hey, Roscoedinejad.

%$#* you and the camel you rode in on. What’s all this about you low-lifes being all worked up – all over a crayon in a toilet? Now, isn’t that just a bit childish? Even for you? Please explain.

--C. Matthews

Dear C.:

Clean out your ears. That wasn’t a crayon – it was a Quran. Or Koran, if you prefer.

Just wait. There will a price to pay for these crimes. Heads will roll – and we’re not talking toilets here.

--Roscoe

Death to Westchester County! Allahu fubar!

ROSCOEDINEJAD: 'Thinking Blogger'

OK, the Pulitzer it ain't. But we'll take what we can get. Our good friend Christine over at Talkwisdom has conferred the Thinking Blogger Award to yours truly -- et al. (and, no, not al gore).

Infidel of the Weak

That sawed-off little punk and former presidential candidate Gary Bauer is at it again. This is exactly the kind of thing the American people don't need to hear:

Surge Is Working; Defeatists Don’t Care

By the day, evidence is growing that the U.S. “surge” in Iraq, declared a
failure even before it had begun, is in fact working. The U.S. military,
as usual, is performing courageously on the field of battle, dislodging Al
Qaeda and its allies from strongholds, reducing their sanctuaries and doing
it all with minimal civilian casualties.

As U.S. forces kill and capture the thugs, more and more Iraqis are willing
to throw in with us. In Anbar province, U.S. forces have closed a deal
with Sunni and Shiite tribal leaders resulting in joint military operations
against Al Qaeda.

Al Qaeda has other problems too. Its bloodthirsty, barbaric tactics are
causing a backlash even among some of its own members. In one neighborhood
in South Baghdad, locals are switching sides to support us after Al Qaeda
thugs started cutting off people’s faces with piano wire.

Even an Al Qaeda cell leader crossed over and has provided the U.S. with
vital intelligence information. When asked why he had abandoned Al Qaeda,
he replied, “Because I’m sick of it and I hate them, and I am done.” (By
the way, you’re not likely to read such reports in any of the domestic
media. I learned of this report from the London Times.)

But here in Washington, powerful people, sadly, have a stake in our defeat
in Iraq. Senator Harry Reid has repeatedly announced that we have already
lost. Seventy liberal members of the House of Representatives, along with
Republican Ron Paul of Texas, have written to President Bush warning him
that they will not vote for more funding for our troops unless all of them
are “redeployed” out of Iraq before Bush leaves office.

General Petraeus is supposed to bring his report to Congress in the next
few months, but no mater what he says, the surrender contingent in Congress
has already made up its mind.

Doesn't this Bauer guy know it's over? The Iraq War is lost. Harry, if you're listening, you Dhimmy, clue this guy in, won't you?

Up from the ashes

Great & wonderful news, jihadis and infidels!

We were, as many of you, deeply saddened a few weeks ago to learn that Farfour, the cuddly Islamic version of Mickey Mouse on Hamas TV, had been viciously martyred by a dastardly Israeli Joo. (Boo. Hiss.) But our grief has been greatly eased with news this week that Farfour has been succeeded by Nahoul, a great cuddly Islamic bee who is stepping in to pick up the torch for the sake of our precious children.

In fact, here’s what Nahoul had to tell the kiddies in his television debut:

"I want to be in every episode with you on the Pioneers of Tomorrow show, just like Farfour. I want to continue in the path of Farfour – the path of Islam, of heroism, of martyrdom, and of the mujahideen. Me and my friends will follow in the footsteps of Farfour. We will take revenge upon the enemies of Allah, the killer of the prophets and of the innocent children, until we liberate Al-Aqsa from their impurity. We place our trust in Allah."

Point your browser here to see an actuality of this inspiring debut. Isn’t it great to know that our young ones are continuing to be presented with such shining examples of virtue and sacrifice?

Guess you could call Nahoul a real killer bee…

Death to Crawford! Allahu fubar!

ZIONIST PLOT

BROKEN COLLAR BONE -- BIKE ACCIDENT -- MORE WHEN ROSCOEDINEJAD LEARNS TO TYPE ONE-HANDED

ALLAHU FUBAR

ROSCOEDINEJAD’S Weak in Review

In pictures!


After viewing Michael Moore’s shocumentary Sicko, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton announced that she has asked Dr. Mohammed Asha from the United Kingdom’s National Health Service to serve as head of a new U.S. National Health Cabal in her administration. Asha, a neurologist, is reported to have in-depth experience in burn units.


Vice President Dick Cheney carries out incriminating evidence from the home of Lewis “Scooter” Libby in a sinister cover-up of Libby's role in Mother Teresa’s suspicious death years ago. President George W. Bush yesterday granted executive clemency to the convicted criminal, Libby. The worm.


British anti-terrorist thugs set fire to an innocent Muslim simply trying to board a British airliner with a nuclear device.


Lewis “Scooter” Libby wasted no time yesterday exercising his freedom after receiving executive clemency from President Bush. Here he urinates on members of the press who were only trying to kill his family with napalm.


In this Google satellite photo, Lewis “Libby” can be clearly seen planting classified documents on former Clinton National Security Adviser Sandy “Pockets” Berger. But it was Berger (of course) who was sent up the river. (Wasn’t he?)

Well, that’s about it for this weak.

Death to Glasgow! Allahu fubar!