Monday, April 30, 2007

Stop this man!

See! This proves it! Bush is an interplanetary menace.

Mars is being hit by rapid climate change and it is happening so fast that the red planet could lose its southern ice cap, writes Jonathan Leake.
Scientists from Nasa say that Mars has warmed by about 0.5C since the 1970s. This is similar to the warming experienced on Earth over approximately the same period.

See Climate change hits Mars.

Bush & Cheney are such evil, corporate Crusaders that they are causing not just global warming, but solar warming. Probably warping the space-time continuum, too. This must stop. Next thing you know, he’ll be messing with Uranus.

Yeah, do you feel a fatwa coming on, too?

Sunday, April 29, 2007


Now, that’s culture

Their legs are long, their eyes are big, their bodies curvaceous…

So begins a story out of Saudi Arabia about a beauty pageant. For camels.

Go ahead and laugh, infidel. Enjoy your Hollywood sleaze and your Internet pornography while you can. The party’s almost over. Some day soon you can kiss it all goodbye when we take over and replace this decadence with wholesome entertainment.

Like camel races. Camel-spitting contests. And, yes—camel beauty pageants.

Quote: "Bedouin Arabs are intimately connected to camels, and they want to preserve this heritage. The importance of this competition is that it helps preserve the pure-breds," said Sheikh Omair, one of the tribe's leaders,

Meanwhile, in other camel news:

o Los Angeles - The bones of a prehistoric camel believed to be about 10 000 years old have been discovered at the site of a future Wal-Mart store in Mesa, a suburb of Phoenix, The Arizona Republic reported on Saturday. [Ancient camel bones found in Arizona]

o Charlene Joyce says hello to Kazzy, a two-hump, female Bactrian Camel at Quail Garden, a senior assisted living facility, in Livermore, Calif. on Thursday April 26, 2007. The six-year-old adult camel, whose humps reach 7-1/2-ft. tall, visited Quail Garden with a number of other therapeutic animals from Lyon Ranch. [Nader Khouri/Contra Costa Times]

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Friday, April 27, 2007


Praise Allah (P.B.J.) for the new leadership in Congress and their smashing victory over Bush and his evil Crusader war!

The Democrat-controlled US Congress have defiantly passed a bill demanding a recall of American troops from Iraq and it has been tipped that President Bush will veto the Bill.
--Infidel News

Hear the words of these noble members of Congress to whom much is owed when the Great Satan Amerika is finally defeated and wiped from the face of the map:

HARRY REID, DEMOCRAT SENATE MAJORITY LEADER: After more than four years of a failed policy, it's time for Iraq to take responsibility for its future. We ask the President to read and to sign this bill.

TED KENNEDY, DEMOCRAT SENATOR: Presidents make mistakes. And this president has made this mistake. The American people were right in Vietnam and brought that war to an end and the American people are right now.

BARACK OBAMA, DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE: We—we're one signature away, or 16 votes away, from ending this war. One signature away. Now, if the President is not going to sign the Bill that has been sent to him, then what we have to do is gather up 16 votes in order to override his veto.

HILLARY CLINTON, DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE: He is stubbornly refusing to listen to the will of the American people. You know, if this President does not get us out of Iraq, when I'm president I will.

Let Bush veto the bill. The American people have spoken, and it’s a matter of time before their cities lie in ruin and defeat. A nation grown soft, decadent and corrupt no longer has the stomach to pay the price of victory. Our victory is assured.

Allahu Clarkbar! Death to Amerika.


Wednesday, April 25, 2007


FATWA du jour: Dick Cheney

In the name of Allah, the merciful, the compassionate, and in the name of Osama bin Laden, the gentle and kind, and Dennis Kucinich, the great and noble, we declare an eternal fatwa against Dick Cheney, the dumb and ugly.

Know all men by these presents that the aforementioned Dick Cheney has committed Halliburton and Scooter Libby against the peoples of the world, that he has given away 78 percent of his ill-gotten $8 million gains to suspect charities and has been the chief instigator of crimes against the Muslim peoples of the world.

Therefore, we declare this eternal fatwa against the great infidel and assert that any patriot who brings his head on a pike will be rewarded with all the blessings of the Merciful and Compassionate One.

See Osama bin Laden and Dennis Kucinich.

Further affiant sayeth naught.

Monday, April 23, 2007


Dear Roscoedinejad,

Say, I’m disgusted with all the hypocrisy in the church, plus all those right-wingnut, intolerant, theocratic fundies who’ve hijacked the Christian religion. Could Islamobaptism be the ticket for me? Can you give me an idea of some of your beliefs?

--R. O’Donnell

P.S. You messed up yesterday. There are two Joos on the Supreme Court—Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Stephen Breyer. Apologize now, you sphincter.

Dear R.,

Sure thing, infidel. Lose that Jerry Falwell stuff—it’s for losers. Join the winning team. Become an Islamobaptist!

Our beliefs? Here’s a few key teachings:

· If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge out your brother’s and throw it away!
· You have heard it said, ‘Do not commit adultery.’ But I tell you that if any man looks at a woman lustfully, she shall be stoned!
· You have heard it said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you your neighbor ain’t no prize, neither!
· Do unto others!
· If someone strikes you on the right cheek, f*rt in his face!

There, now. Isn’t that a whole lot better? Works for me.


P.S. Apologize? I don’t think so, Puerca. Just wait till we get you in a burqa...

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Protocols of the Elders of Washington

Yeah, Rosie O'Donnell may be a gross, corpulent, foul-mouthed, opinionated bull dyke. (See, Islamobaptists can say things like that.) But in this case she's right: The Supreme Court is too Christian.

Witness its latest ruling upholding the ban on so-called partial-birth abortion. How Christian Catholic right-wing Scooter Libby Halliburton Carl Rovey. For shame. Who gave them the right to declare that blob of tissue struggling to be born as human?

Where are the Muslims on this court? We demand representation. As Rosie said, where's the separation of church and state? Doesn't anybody know the Constitution?

Not only that, but there's actually a Joo--Ruth Bader Ginsburg--on the Supreme Court. Upholding the protocols of the elders of zion. And all that.

Sieg heil! Er, I mean, Allahu Clarkbar!


Thursday, April 19, 2007

You lose

You heard it, infidels. Is the handwriting on the wall, or what? The Harry has spoken.

You've lost. Give up. Throw in the towel. Get out of town. Fold 'em. Stick a fork in it.

We will beat you in Baghdad. We will beat you in Kabul. We will beat you in Jerusalem. And then we'll beat you in Milwaukee and Detroit and Baton Rouge.

You're through, you got that?

And for Harry's role in helping you to that understanding, we will reward him. With a quick demise. (Relatively.)

Death to Amerika.

Allahu Clarkbar!


Wednesday, April 18, 2007


The unfortunate shootings at Virginia Tech should tell all American infidels what the rest of the world already knows all too well:

You are bad. You are violent. You are the cause of all the world's troubles, including global warming and Scooter Libby. As has been duly noted in the world press, you are so violent that now you are exporting your violence around the world. Before your occupation of Iraq, this was a peaceful Islamic country. Now look at it.

A curse be upon all of you until you see the light and become like the holy followers of the religion of peace.

Or we will cut off your legs.

Allahu Clarkbar!

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Weak-End Infidelicatessen

War leaders' conspiracy

So, infidel, you thought the firing of Don Imuus was over his remarks about a college girls' basketball team? Hah! Your naivete is yet another reason why we will bury you.

Here's the story you won't read in Amerika's government-controlled media:

American radio icon Don Imus disgraced, fired after threat to reveal 9/11 secrets

In a clear sign of its intent to reign in dissident American media personalities, and their growing influence in American culture, US War Leaders this past week launched an unprecedented attack upon one of their most politically 'connected', and legendary, radio hosts named Don Imus after his threats to release information relating to the September 11, 2001 attacks upon that country.

Got to Pravda online to read the rest of this story. And while you're there, you can also read another one you won't find reported in the U.S. mainstream mediocracy: "Mysterious dwarfish alien brutally murdered in Russia's remote village".

Amerikan freedom of the press, indeed!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

No, you don't

So, infidel, you think your oceans will be able to protect you from us? Think again.

We are coming for you. You can withdraw from Iraq and Saudi Arabia--as you should!--but it won't save you. Until the flag of the crescent moon flies over Howard Dean's White House and sharia is the law of the land, we will hunt you down. Then it will be too late for you, infidel. It will be conversion or your head.

If you don't believe my warning, see this and weep. Or listen to Robert Spencer--or Walid Phares. They may be great enemies, but they understand.

The writing is on the wall. It is written....

Tuesday, April 10, 2007


Dear Roscoe,

Is it true that you've converted to Islam and changed your name, too? Please say it ain't so. Why would you go and do somethnig like that? And does that mean this isn't going to be the Roscoe Daley Report anymore? I'm confused.

--J. Infidel

Dear J.:

Yes. The rumors are true. The blogger formerly known as Roscoe Daley is now to be called Roscoedinejad. Or off with your head.

But no, we will not be changing the name of the blog--at least, for now. That would just be too radical.

Why? Why? Why, isn't it obvious? With the recent political changes in Amerika, it's clear who's going to win this generational war. And it sure ain't the soft, self-centered, spoiled, whiny, liberal, decadent & materialistic Amerikans--a la Harry Reed and Nancy Pelosi and a culture that can't see anything beyond the paternity of Anna Nicole's baby and whether Don Imus should be made to wear tar and feathers for saying bad things.

A word to the wise, J.: When it all hits the fan, you want to be on the winning side. Consider joining us, J., before it's too late. You might be pleasantly surprised. My particular mosque is of the Islamobaptist sect.

In case you've never heard of Islamobaptists, we've synthesized some things from the three great monotheistic religions of Abraham. As an Islamobaptist, you can say anything you like against gays and the Rutgers girls' basketball team--and it won't be considered politically incorrect, because your're an Islamobaptist!

Are you beginning to get the picture? Thanks for asking

Death to Amerika.


Monday, April 09, 2007

Listen up, infidels

Beware of the kuffar among you, that you do not suffer their fate. I speak today of Fred Thompson, the worst kind of infidel, who would be president of the secular states of America. He has called the glorious leader, Mahmoud “Mojo” Ahmadinejad (P.B.J.) a “pirate.” Do not listen to him, let alone vote for him.

See “The Pirates of Tehran” for an example of his great blasphemies. Do not be deceived. He is an enemy.

So are Mitt Romney and Sam Brownback and Duncan Hunter and Sam Tancredo, even John McCain and Rudolph Giuliani—in fact, virtually all the Republicans.

Listen instead to the voices of reason—Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid and Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton and John Edwards. We can work with these people. They do not have the same backward, uncooperative attitudes.

They will not foolishly resist our ultimate victory. Even now they are working to help make it possible.

Remember: One man’s traitor is another man’s hero. Allahu Akbar!

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Good morning, infidels

And now for the news...

The 15 British infidel invaders are being freed, even as we speak, demonstrating for all to see the noble magnanimity of the beloved ruler of Iran, Mahmoud "Mojo" Ahmadinejad (P.B.J.). And this, even in the face of new evidence of the treachery of the Bush regime, as reported by ABC's Brian Ross, in trying to "destabilize" the Islamic republic. It is clear for all to see, is it not, who has the moral high ground here?

Meanwhile, the evil Bush and his minions has been dealt a serious political setback by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's visit to the peace-loving administration of Syrian President Basher Assad. How far have the mighty fallen! Now even Bush will have to realize that he cannot stand against the will of the Islamic people. He will have to deal with us. He will have to come to the bargaining table for direct talks with both Iran and Syria. We will reason together, and Bush will soon realize to whom he now answers.

Yes, the handwriting is on the wall. The anti-Bush Democrats are forcing an end to America's war-mongering ways. Just yesterday they destroyed the term "global war on terror." Story here. That is an excellent first step. First the symbol, then the reality.

Soon all you infidels will be enjoying the benefits of sharia law. Remember, resistance is futile.

Death to America. Yes, and Happy Easter. (As long as you realize, of course, that it wasn't Jesus but Judas on the cross.)


Monday, April 02, 2007

Dear friends of Roscoe

I am making this statement of my own free will. It is the merest of coincidences that I am also in a [DELETED] with a [DELETED] at my [DELETED] at the moment. ;-)

I have seen the light and the error of my infidel ways. I renounce Britney Spears and George Bush and Halliburton and Scooter Libby and all their evil ways. I swear allegiance to Mahmoud “Mojo” Ahmadinejad (P.B.J.) and promise to stop using his image to wipe my [DELETED].

Great Britain must apologize for invading our territorial waters and stop teaching about the Holocaust. Which never happened. So there.

These are our demands. Obey them or the blogger gets it. His blood will be on your hands.

Death to America.

Thank you.

Roscoe Daley

Sunday, April 01, 2007


I don't have much time, so listen fast.

I've been taken captive by radical Islamic terrorists, and they won't believe I don't have intelligence. Please get hold of my wife--she'l be able to convince them I don't!

I'm not sure of the exact location where they're holding me, but tell her to call--

Uh, oh. I hear footsteps.

Hey! Get away from with that needl...